Now
I'm sure there are at least three or four of you guys out there that
have a legitimate girlfriend. And I'm willing to bet green money that
they're none too pleased that you enjoy doing the old knuckle shuffle
to some broad other than them. But what if you could get your bitch
into watching porn with you? Stop laughing, I'm serious.>>>>>>>>
DVD Review - The Quiet
Current mood:  amorous
I happen to
have the perfect video that may just open your chick's mind a little
and her legs a whole lot. The Quiet is one of those artsy, erotic
flicks that shrouds the nastiness factor in black and white images and
theatrical set design, but still retains the turn on factor that will
get you both so heated, you'll end up defiling the couch before the vid
is over. The Quiet gets underway with a little vignette type intro and
moves right on to shutterthug Tommy Gunn photographing his sexy model
Roxy Deville. If any scene in the movie will get your bitch turned on,
it's this one. Tommy's got the chiseled, cut looks that chicks dig and
Roxy's got the body and the attitude that porn lovers cherish. She
gives him a mind-blowing suck job before they move onto the fuckin'.
The sex is hot enough to raise your flag, yet filled with love-dovey,
slow paced scenes that are perfect for female viewing. Just the type of
bullshit chicks love.
Asian sex goddess Kaiya Lynn takes the
flick's silver medal by churning out a very hot anal scene. Lots of
foreplay in this one as her stud goes down on her and dines on Kaiya's
won ton like he hasn't eaten since the Ming Dynasty. She returns the
favor by heating up his egg roll at a cool 98.6 degrees in her oral
wok. After a little vag, he moves right on to anal, which Kaiya accepts
with honor. Shot tastefully enough that it might even convince your
chick to let you in her back door.
The rest of The Quiet—a threeway
with Jenna Presley, a Sapphic slurp fest and a sweet Nicole Sheridan
scene—continue with the artsy, erotic theme making this THE movie to
segue your chick's mindset from the freezer to the fireplace.
You're
welcome.
—j. vegas
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